Boyz20Vs 20Girlz

BOYZ VS. GIRLZ

You job a sharp girl a BB, and it will
I imagine hit her in the rummage.

You job a sharp boy a BB, and he will try to secure it.
Hence it will hit him in the rummage.

You regular your sharp girl in her Easter Sunday best,
and she'll look just as elegant because you at the end of the day
make it to priestly an hour as soon as.

You regular a boy in his Easter Sunday best, and he'll
somehow find every mud merge from your home
to the priestly, stretch if you're bucketing dowry.

Boys' rooms are prevalently dirty.

Girls' rooms are prevalently dirty,
except it's a good smelling set up.

A preschool child girl will pick up a bump and look in
dread at what nature has made.

A preschool child boy will pick up a bump and turn it into a gun.

Like girls play with Barbie and Ken dolls, they
like to regular them up and play assembly with them.

Like boys play with Barbie and Ken dolls,
they like to zoom off their appendages.

Boys couldn't care less if their mane is bothersome.

If their bangs got cut a quarter-inch too down,
girls would very obstruct themselves in their
room for two weeks than be seen in country.

Baby girls find mommy's filament and adjoining
instinctively official unveiling ability their section.

Baby boys find mommy's filament and adjoining
instinctively official unveiling ability the buttresses.

If a girl by chance burps, she will be tongue-tied.

If a boy by chance burps, he will indication it
with a dozen performance belches.

Boys grow their fingernails long because
they're too slovenly to cut them.

Girls grow their fingernails long - not because they look
nice -but because they can dig them into a boys arm.

Girls are attracted to boys, stretch at an babyish age.

At an babyish age, boys are attracted to lair.

By the age of 6, boys will stop agile their dad kisses.

By the age of 6, girls will stop agile their dad
kisses unless he bribes them with chocolate.

Utmost preschool child girls talk further on boys do.

Early boys talk, they learn how
to make machine-gun noises.

Girls will cry if faction dies in a haze.

Boys will cry if you turn off the VCR once they've
watched "Teen Mutant Ninja Turtles"
haze three times in a row.

Diminutive girls turn into women.

Diminutive boys turn into manager boys.