Do Bad Chat Up Lines Work Yes

HOW DO YOU MAKE A BAD CHAT UP LINE WORK?

Perhaps some of the cheesiest chat up lines ever?

- Was your father a thief? Because he stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.

- Didn't it hurt when you fell from heaven?

- You must be tired, because you've been running through my mind all day.

- Excuse me, I seem to have lost my phone number. Could I borrow yours?

- Do you believe in love at first sight, or shall I walk by again?

Excuse me, do you kiss strangers? No? Well let me introduce myself.

- Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?

- I'm new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?

- Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes.

The only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name.

Pretty bad huh? You would think that would never work in a million years right?

Or could they?

It really depends on the delivery of your chat up line rather than the actual chat up lines its self AND WHAT YOU DO WITH HER DELAYED REACTION.

In my book "15 steps to becoming a master seducer" I tell the story of how my friend got chatted up by a guy who used a truly tacky chat up line, and still managed to get a date with her. How did he do it?

If you have faith that the woman will understand and appreciate the absurdity of the chat up line, then this will automatically reflect in your body language. Deliver the most terrible line you know, in a very confident manner. Use strong eye contact, put on half a smile, as if you are stiffeling back a laugh, and make sure you say it clearly, and loud enough for her and even people who are in close proximity to hear.

She will either laugh, or tell you to 'go away'.

But just before that, there will be a second or two whereby she just stares at you in shock. She will be thinking:

"Is this guy serious?"

Or

" No one says stuff like that in real life"

Even if this will only last a second or two, that's the point where, you turn that half smile in to a laugh. She will nearly always laugh back, and in that instance you are both sharing a joke. This is a great way to begin an interaction wouldn't you agree?

Like the guy who chatted up my friend, you should follow up with something like this:

" I can't believe your laughing, that's my best chat up line, and you're so evil"

Or

" I had to see if someone would actually like that line..and it seems you do. my names Jack, nice to meet you"

Or

"Now come on be honest with me, did that send your heart fluttering, just a bit?"

Or

" I have a better one" (then go on to tell her another couple and get her to say one back)

Or

If you're really feeling cocky and confident, you can say:

"Brilliant, you passed the test, I love girls with a good sense of humor, my names Jack, nice to meet you."

So you see, bad chat up lines CAN work, as long as you know how to handle her DELAYED reaction, and follow up with an effective response like the ones I have given you.

Take from this what you will, but always remember:

THE REACTION TO HER RESPONSE AND RESPONSE TO HER REACTION IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN THE OPENING LINE.

Credit: datingforaverageguys.blogspot.com